Sunday, September 6, 2009

bebola nasi onigiri














Onigiri.





A plain rice flavoured with salt.







Fillings: umeboshi, (or) tarako (or) kombu.







Shape: Ball-shaped, rectangular or triangular planar. I mean, triangular. (Bent-shaped takdak.)






NICE.







An onigiri comes to life. Followed by another. And another. And another. And another..... Like Night in the Musuem only that this occurs in a kitchen.







The first onigiri, called Onigiri takes a look at his friend also named Onigiri and starts admiring his friend:









"Woah. Niiiceee~ He has a star-shaped filling at the back of his rice-body. But, but,how come I don't have one too?"







And the Onigiri starts crying.
















Onigiri with a star-shaped filling now takes a look at the crying Onigiri. Surprise, surprise, the crying Onigiri has a circular filling at the back of his rice-body.










Star-onigiri feels depressed. " Now, how come, I don't have a filling on me too???"









The star-onigiri commited suicide by jumping off the table.









Two onigiris see this and rushed to the edge of the table.









"What- the happened???!"







"I dunno!"






One of the two onigiris cannot help but notice that his friend the-worried-Onigiri has a heart-shaped filling at the back of his rice-body.
















He too, is overwrought with jealousy, and he pushed the heart-onigiri off the table.












Fortunately, heart-onigiri sticks on the edge of the table. But he knows he doesn't have much time before he falls.












He says to his friend onigiri who pushed him,












"Before I splat on the floor and die a horrible death any rice ball could imagine, I have to tell you something I have always wanted to say to you.......












That you have the coolest filling at the back of your body which I've always wish I had."
















And the onigiri falls off the table,joining the (now unrecognisable) onigiri that commited suicide on the linoleum floor of the kitchen.




















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So? All I'm saying is, onigiris don't have necks to see their own fillings at the back of their bodies.













*Itadakimasu.~*


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