in a relationship with technology anyone?

this post is for my dear friends,

especially najian. =)

yes, sayang, this one is for you~

once upon a time,

a man discovered the greatest thing on Earth,

his name was

Alexander Graham Bell.

He was a great man. Brilliant.

For he created a magical and wondrous thing called,

The telephone.

Yes, it was the most wondrous thing,

As many, (evidently) can't live without it now.

As time passes,It developed into...

A Handphone.

(Wow, okay. Wow.)

The handphone, has a lot more to offer than just a regular telephone.

You can text message,

google,

turn yourself deaf with loud music

from mp3 that comes with the handphone,

and of course.

CAM-WHORING.

(seems to be everyone's and anyone's IT thing to do these days)

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What's not to like about it?

It's the perfect package!

You can put Britney Spears as ringtone ,and you phone will go,

"WOMANIZER WOMAN WOMANIZER YOU'RE A WOMANIZER OH WOMANIZER OH WOMAN WOMANIZER BEBEYH!!"

or,

like one of our beloved lecturer,

whose phone goes

"MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD---"

or sometimes, Doraemon's theme as his message alert.

And when you don't want to be disturbed you when you're in

'one of those peaceful moments'

you can always put it on silent.

But of course, it has a vibrator which which enables it to vibrate in case you still need to know

who's hollering you to go out to mamak and shisha.

The vibrator, also works in many many wonderful ways if only you know how...

(cough!)

Hence,

in this 21st century

it ain't a surprise to see anyone and everyone

in a 'relationship' with technology.

It's on to a whole new level, you can betcha.

(what with handphones that can vibrate and all...)

=pp

Anyways......

Haven't been cheeky for quite some time now...

Think it's time to unleash it a bit. =p

Maap najian, ttbe merapu pulak..

hahah~

The purpose of this post is,

to let you know.

That I know that I infuriate you so mucho mucho mucho.

Eh bien.

Najian,

I'm just such a caveman you see?

As far as I know,

I'm always in a relationship with another human being.

Not a thing. Not another medium.

I'm not in a relationship with my handphone.

C'est la vie.