escape to africa,mamak,thumbnail,karaoke, dan pool.

SABTU:

Sekumpulan bdak2 yg cun,comel,hensem,macho dan berbau wangi tlah kluar ke GSC OU utk menonton sekumpulan haiwan2 yg ter-escape dr zoo NY ke Africa....

Tepat pade pukul 9.40pm, seorng bdak bername nad tlah minom secawan MOCHA yg tlah dibancuh sndiri stelah study 4m/s ECON slame satu jam. Pade pukol 10pm, bliau mandi krane mndapati bhawe beliau brase HOT krane tlah minom mocha yg HOT juga tadi.. Kemudian, pade 10.40pm, setelah kiss goodbye kpade housemate2 nye yg terchenta, beliau keluar rumah dgn kedua2 belah kasut yg belom dipakai di kedua belah tangan dan mendapati bhawe seorg makhluk yg hensem (poyo laa tu) yg menaiki motor berwarne hijau terpacul di depan gate rumahnye. Makhluk tersebut di-identify sbgai indera putera kayangan. (name glamour abes^^). Kemudian, bwat pertame kalinye nad menaiki motor (velocity of jantung = 100m/s) ke sebuah rumah yg ber-neighbourkan pondok pak guard hensem. (nana pnye. xleyh kacao). Di sini, indera, nad dan uztad mnuggu ketibaan tuan presiden (sape tuan presiden ni???)........... Kmi menuggu..... menuggu... Waiting.. Loading.. And pending...
Akhirnye tibelah tuan presiden yg lagi ensem dr indera di dlm sebuah kereta limousin kancil berwarne merah di mane pemandunye ialah, presiden tersebut sendiri. That is, Zaf. (yg reti ckp german tuu.)

11.15pm - Kami tibe di OU. Ketibaan kami disambut meriah oleh azreen dan madu nad yang telah lame menuggu dgn 6 keping tiket di tangan... Beratur beli popcorn, blablabla, dan kami enter ke dlm cinema pade pukul 11.30pm. Tirai diturunkan pde pukul 11.50pm. The movie starts. ^^

12.30pm - nad ketawe dgn sgt kuat.

12.45pm - uztad yg dah tgk Madagascar 2 tidoooooo....Zzzz....

1.00am - indera pun gelak kuat jugak.

1.05am - terdengar suare zaf berkate2 kpd azreen. madu nad diam je kot.

Akhirnye, 2.20am, ending credit "I LIKE TO MOVE IT" didendangkan~~ Tetapi,mreka mendpati bhawe mereka berase kebuloran,jadi mreka decided ntok lepak di As Safa dimne nad ialah taukenye... ^^ (wpun muke nad tiade ciri2 Shah Rukh Khan.)

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In conclusion, lepak punye lepak, gossip2 dan laen2, akhirnye kami pulang ke rumah masing dan ZZZzzzzZZzzzz~




AHAD:

Seorang abang yg dipinjam sebuah kereta oleh kedua ibu bapenye krane mereka melancong di Bandoeng,Indonesia berjanji untuk membawe adeiknye yang bername nad berjalan2 pade pukul 3 atau 4pm.

However, jam di handphone menunjukkan pukul 5.45pm dan batang hidung abang nad masih blom visible di depan gate rumahnye. Jam 6pm, hujan renyai2.... Nad mengangkat baju yang disidai di luar rumah sbelom bajunye basah. At the same time, jiran sebelah rumah beliau yang juge merupakan darling beliau, azreen, mengunjungi rumah.

6.15pm - azreen mengunyah keropok yang digoreng atikah (nenek rumah 65), manakala nad menyidai baju di tangge rumah.

6.15pm, 3 saat kemudian - nad menjerit dgn sangat kuat manakala azreen maseh mengunyah keropok. azreen menoleh ke arah nad dan melihat nad berguling2 di atas lantai.

6.15pm, 10 saat kemudian - nad melihat sebatang thumbnail terpacak dgn sangat DEEP di dalam kaki kirinya. beliau menjerit lagi. kemudian beliau menarik thumbnail tersebut dgn penuh perasaan terseksa. beliau men-toooot dan toooooooooooooooooooooot dengan acceleration 10ms-2. segale jenis binatang, unta, dan juge the famous piggy telah disebut dgn penoh kasih sayang sambil memuji2 kesedapan kaki dipacak thumbnail. mmm.... delicioussssss!!! marvelous!!

6.15pm, 15 saat kemudian - azreen jadi semakin kabut dan x keruan serta panic attack apabila nad tros menyanyikan pujian ke atas kesedapan x terhingga di kaki kirinya. setelah meng-confirm-kan nad bhawe thumbnail tersebot tidak berkarat, azreen menjerit meminta tolong kepade nenek yeanna serta aneh (yang sedang syok ber-ym,no doubt about that). nenek yeanna, aneh dan mia turun ke bawah (they thought ade org tgh give birth). kaki nad berdarah. aneh mengelap dgn lemah lembut menggunekan tisu yang slalu digunekan untuk mengeringkan makanan berminyak. nenek menyapu minyak gamat dengan kepakaran seorg doktor yg xde degree dan melekatkan plaster (jename Watson's),azreen masih panic attack, dan mia menonton dari tepi dengan facial espression seolah2 kaki mia juga dipacak thumbnail. unte dan piggy masih disebut oleh nad. azreen berase bangge dan kagum kerana nad tidak mengeluar "FORK AND SPOON" dengan british accent yang pekat.

6.30pm - FINALLY, abang nad menekan doorbell sambil berpayung oren di depan rumah nad.

6.45pm - Nad dan abangnye mencari highway ke KL sambil mendengar SCORPION yg berkumandang dengan sangat kuat. (road sign kat kl dan selangor ialah road sign yang paling mengelirukan bagi org jb seperti kami.) NEVER TRUST THEM!!

Akhirnye tibe di Plaza Sungai Wang setelah park kereta di TIMES SQUARE dan berjalan di dlm hujan rintik2. Ikram menyesal kerane tidak pergi ke Sunway Piramid instead of Sungai Wang yang sesak dan jam. Pusing2 dalam plaza tersebut tanpa hala tuju. Mereka berase lapar. Singgah di Famous Amos, nad telah membelanje 100g double chocolate chip and pecans. Sambung pusing2, dan mereka masih berase lapar. Ikram berkeputusan untuk pergi berjumpe rakan2nya dan makan bersame mereka. Singgah di Aunt Anne's dan membeli dua biji hotdog pretzel. Ikram belanje. ^^

Misi mencari jalan ke Subang Jaya bermula. Ikram telah mengambil simpang yang salah dan terus masuk ke Shah Alam. Isi minyak. Teruskan perjalanan. Di tengah perjalanan, nad berase kagum melihat Sunway Piramid yang begitu besar dan glowing. Yes, the sphinx and the pyramid glows.. Teruskan perjalanan lagi. Hampir tiba... Sekali lagi nad berase kagum dan excited kerana buat pertame kalinye melihat bangunan Taylor's College. Finally, mereka tiba di ASIA CAFE....

Nad bertemu dengan rakan2 Ikram. Beliau terkejut dengan bilangan mereka yang agak ramai. Sesi interview bermule.. Setelah berkenal-kenalan, sekali lagi Ikram membelanje, LAMB CHOP. ^^

12.30pm - Karaoke!!!!!

1.00am - Nad memilih lagu "Can't Fight the Moonlight" setelah abang beliau dan rakan2nye menyanyi. Beliau berase kagum dgn kemantapan suare mereka.

1.15am - "Standing in the eyes on the world". KOMANWEL!!!

1.30am - Nad diberitahu abangnye bhawe die digelar USHER apebile ber-karaoke. Nad berase nak muntah. "Ikram, usher????? wth!" Kemudian berduet "My Boo" bersame rakan ikram,Edy.

2.00am - "Barbie Girl", duet besame Azam. Nad berase terkejut apabile mengetahui yg die beliau seorang lecturer di sebuah kolej yg terkenal.. Beliau. Sgt. COOL.

2.30am - Ramai2 menyanyikan "Don't wanna close my eyes" AEROSMITH. Nak terkeluar anak tekak.

Seterusnya, kami proceed ke tingkat atas. Pertama kalinye, nad main foosball? foosal? apekemende ntah name bende tu. Beliau satu team dengan Azam dan telah kalah dlm pertarungan sengit itu. 6-5. huaaa~~
Kemudian, nad melihat mereka bermain pool dengan seronok. Beliau telah menyuruh ikram mengajar beliau. Beliau mendapati bahawe bermain pool sangat FUN. ^^

Joe: "Oi, ikram. Adek ko ade bakat terpendam. Lagi terer dr ko nih!"
Ikram : (membuat muke cipan)

haha... See, ikram? I can be good at this too walaupun aku pendek dan kadang2 foul. :p

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Begitulah bagaimane nad telah menghabiskan weekendnye.

stay.away.from.me.

a creep is stalking me.
no,seriously.
okay,peeps, this is one question i reaaally desperately will-totally-die-if-you-don't-answer need to know about.
if you block someone from a messenger list, will that person be notified about it?
cikai, tak pasal2 aq kene kacau dgn creep nih.
tidaaakkk~~~
i gotta to delete him from my messenger list,dammit!
but even if i do that, he still has my number..
double damn.
mati la aq mcm ni.
can i avoid a person forever???????????

noOOOooooOOOOooo~~~!!! :((

adui... this person is suppossed to be my friend laa kononnye.
turned out to be some desperate weirdo who can't accept no for an answer laa..
some friend YOU are.
huh.
gotta ask fatin about this. how does she deal with him?????????
frustration~~!!

L.O.V.E needs us. as we do,them.

second post of the day... funny how your mood can do a 180 within 6 hours time. (hahaha..) is it weird if i say that i re-discovered the importance of the famous 'L' today?
sometimes i just sit and look at people around me, various questions just popped out outta nowhere. questions like, where do they come from? who is she? what does he do?does he drink coffee? does she speak english? does he change his clothes everyday?
you know, trivial things like that.
and then the BIG question will come too. you guessed it.
the 'L'.
sometimes you gotta wonder what love has done and can do to a person.
leaving my personal experience aside and looking at this in a third party,non-related observer's point of view, i gotta say:
it makes you do some pretty stupid things.
things that are supposed to be simple. things that are complicated. things that are things.
love is a universal thing. it's not one, it's many. and yet in the end it all comes down to the same thing which is love.
if it's a mother's love, it's still love.
if it's a father's love it's still love.
if it's a love among siblings, it's love.
love among friends too, is love.
love of someone special.
love of pets, love of money, love of power, love of material things.
and.... can you imagine to be without any of these?
would you still be human then?
or can we be flesh,blood and bone without any of these?
human beings are made different by God, but don't we all posses this one thing in common: the ability to love.
love is the source of happiness. ironically, love is also the source of all evil.

i'm so emo, i'm a walking cliche of emo-ness

so much for being happy,happy happy.
this is me in character of a tooot and oddly, my character's feelings reflect my own.
*sigh*
all i can say is, this is poison! i shouldn't have let it inside my system, but it's been there for months.i turned a blind eye on it and it became THIS.
huaa~~~
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suddenly, i feel like eating ketam masak lemak cili padi.
woohoo~ the taste of cili padi on the tongue.... HOTTTTTT!!
it's just what i need right now.
when i feel sad, i eat.
it's simple equation.

sad+angry+emo = BINGE

it's a vicious cycle because when i binge, i feel even worse for all the unhealthy food i'd gobbled down.
i miss my cactus.... wait, but it's downstairs, sitting outside the window.
mr. prickly~~~~~>.<
the nature of your body is synonym to what i feel~~~

see, i'm merepek-ing.
stop(!!!) in the name of cliche.
(1o1)

bestnye jadi pompuan~~ it's good to be a woman! haha!

yeaaaa~~ angie~~~ hahahaha!

yummy~ starbucks^^

hahaaa~~ seriously,guys out there. i know you might say that being a guy is the best because you get to run without your shirt on around the field without getting everyone gawking at you, you get to act stupid and immature and no one can ever complain because we know it's in your nature (hahahah :P), besides that, a guy can also walk around with his jeans riding low on his hips and have his bright red calvin klein boxer or renoma or whatever showing without anyone batting an eyelash on it. (inner beauty.. ^^) a guy can also stay out, hanging around at the mamak up until 3 a.m without anyone looking at you, shaking their heads and saying "PROPRIETY" with their eyes... blablabla~~

BUT, ladies and gentlemen and those who are yet to make up mind,

the big BUt here is, being a woman, is also FUN witha capital 'F'.

you know why?

it's quite subjective on the 'why'. some might say that, we don't have as big a responsibility as a man does, many people are also more lenient towards us women. (being compassionate and caring to women and all) ^^, some might even say, SHOPPING is the best thing about being a woman.

to me, the best thing is...

when we are being treated right.

you know, right as in, treated like a real lady.

i know, my english lecturer said, to say a woman is a lady could also be an insult because a lady is supposed to be weak, helpless, like a damsel in distress waiting the knight in shining armour to come to the rescue,swooning at the very sight of something unpleasant~~~ blablabla (sound like a real ninny to me)

meanwhile, women nowadays just want to be treated as an equal with men. you know, "we are just as strong as them, just as smart, just as reliable,and just as talented."

i would say, no.

we are those and more. huhuuhuuuu~~ :P

anyway,azreen, hani and i pegi secret recipe this afternoon, and the people there belanje us keropok~~ hahahahahah~ some tapioca keropok thingy. taste a bit like this keropok yang we usually eat during raye. ^^

and then we suddenly remembered this one time when we went to Starbucks and the taukeh was there too (a funny guy wearing bermudas and PINK beach shirt (i know right???)). he treated us to this brownie thingy, i dunno what it's called but it tastes damn good!!

ah~~but being the fairer sex is good aint it??

so near, it's practically touching my back(side).

waa~~
who knew damn IELTS is so freakin around the corner only??
it's just soo... in my face.
i think the pressure has taken its toll on me finally. it's just a matter of time before i either crack or become stronger.
1__1
it's exam week, and through my careful observation i noticed something which should be pretty obvious, but some people just don't get this piece of fact.

different people study in different ways.

now this is true, because i know for a fact that some people study consistently, some study with Marilyn Manson screaming his head off in the background (while others study with Raihan as a background music.that's ok you know. different people just have different preferences. to me, i'll just go, "Hey, whatever floats your boat!" ), some study the night before the actual exam takes place (and get 98% to boot,dammit).....
anyway, my point is, everyone is just different.
so, we shouldn't really get all paranoid, sweaty palms, cold feet and all because people around us are studying.
that's just the way he or she does it. (but they do make us wanna throw slippers at them dont they? hahaha... :P)

i'll just be honest, burning the midnight oil doing P1V1=P2V2 the night before chemistry test, is my style.

i just can't help it! it's like, a fundamental thing. (pfft.) try as might, to talk myself into mastering all the subjects months before, it's just not GONNA WORK!!!! really. this is one bad habit of mine that cannot, cannot be cured. (i make it sound like a freakin disease laa pulak.)

ah, but they also said that laziness is a disease. it's contagious even.. the doctors need to make a medical discovery on this one. because i think it's been plaguing me since i was little. :P

funny man

and it has to be RED of course!
a penny for your thought,
what do you think of when u hear a movie titled, "KINKY BOOTS"?

when i first walked into class and saw this written on the whiteboard, i thought,
"wth?"
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and then i was informed that the whole class had to do a movie review on this one or the other titled "little voice."

i knew right away that i was going to do the kinky one. :P
(was that an indication of something regarding my personality?? no idea. don't go making any far-fetched assumptions now alright........ hahaha)

anyway, i enjoyed it sooooo much that i've watched it a few times now.. ^^
it is a little disturbing, seeing men wearing boots and everything, but you know,


i laughed my head off watching it~~~~~ :))

HUAA~~ AND THE SHOES!!!!!! (OMG!)

sheesh, hani and i were practically screaming throughout the most part of the 'milan scene' bcoz of all those shoes~~~~


and 'lola' just...blew me away!
outstanding performance!! bravo,luv! ^^

ah well, but watching this, i don't know who is funnier. the guy in women's frocks and high-heeled latex boots OR my lecturer who chose this movie for us to make a review on. ;P
(i don't mean it in a bad way ofcourse. but you have got to wonder this sometimes if you've had met him.) ^^

mr. ***, juz so u know,

you really are a gem. ^^